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Why were men given larger brains than from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Why were men given larger brains than dogs? So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.

What did the hurricane say to the from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hold unto your nuts-This is no ordinary Blow Job!

What did Adam say to EveStand back from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
What did Adam say to Eve? Stand back, I don't know how big this thing gets!

What did the banana say to the from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
What did the banana say to the vibrator? "I don't know why you're shaking...she's gonna EAT me!"

Why are electric trains like a mothers from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Why are electric trains like a mother's breasts? They were both designed for the kids, but it's the fathers who are always playing with them.

Whats the difference between a penis and from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
What's the difference between a penis and a bonus? Your wife will always blow your bonus!

What are the two greatest liesThe check from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
What are the two greatest lies? "The check is in the mail," and "I promise I won't cum in your mouth."

Whats so bad about being a dickYour from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
What's so bad about being a dick? Your closest mates are 2 nuts and an ass hole, your master covers you in a plastic bag, And every time you get excited you spew.

Whats long hard and has semen in from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
What's long, hard, and has semen in it? A submarine!

Whats organic dental flossPubic hair Dirty jokes from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
What's organic dental floss? Pubic hair!

How did Dairy Queen get pregnantBurger King from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
How did Dairy Queen get pregnant? Burger King didn't cover his Whopper.

What happens if you put the Energizer from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
What happens if you put the Energizer Bunny's batteries in backwards? He keeps coming and coming and coming...

What did the egg say to the from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
What did the egg say to the boiling water? "It might take me a while to get hard I just got layed last night."

What does KFC and a woman have from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
What does KFC and a woman have in common? Once you're done with the breasts and the thighs, there's still a greasy box to put your bone in.

Why did the condom cross the roadBecause from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Why did the condom cross the road? Because it was pissed off.

What is the difference between a drug from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
What is the difference between a drug pusher and a prostitute? A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.

What do a pizza delivery man and from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
What do a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common? They can both smell it but they can't eat it.

What is the difference between a frog from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says ribbit ribbit, the other one says rub-it, rub-it!

Why did the former porn actor get from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Why did the former porn actor get fired from his job as a gas station attendant? Right before the tanks were full, he would pull out the nozzle and spray gas all over the car.

Whats the difference between a rooster and from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
What's the difference between a rooster and a hooker? a rooster says cocka-doodle-doo a hooker says any cock will do.